GoodPoopyNation.com is on-line

GoodPoopyNation.com is now on-line!!! About the Nation, Voices of the Good Poopy Faithful, and the GPN Giftshop sections have all been launched. Sections for the GPN Learning Center and the Propoganda Department are on their way. The Founding Fathers are slaving away on new articles and lessons to help you learn (and laugh, since that's the real point to it all). The Daily Good Poopy, the next generation of this blog, has also been updated with a retrofit twist to coincide with the new 'timeline' that syncs with the launch of the main website.

Check out GoodPoopyNation.com and the Daily Good Poopy, and we'll continue this scatalogical festival of minds and sphincters there!!! Thank you.

No more new entries will be made to this blog. Once it's run its course and helped redirect its usual traffic to the new site, it'll be removed.

Big Oil, Price Gouging, & Bad Poopy

This is both an informative article about and an Official GPN Statement of Response to the current Gas Pricing crisis.

I am about to tell you what the Founding Fathers of the Good Poopy Nation have known for months. The severity of the Oil Crisis, the voracious greed of Big Oil, and their despicable Price Gouging that is causing you so much pain right now are all being caused by the same problem: Bad Poopy. Yes, yes, it's true, once again. Bad Poopy, the most insidious disease to ever plague mankind, is behind this current national problem.

Big Oil fatcats have tons of money. This exorbitant amount of money can buy them rich, expensive foods cooked by out-of-control superstar chefs like Emeril who use way too much exotic spice. This, in turn, does not sit well in the geriatric stomachs of these white-haired Big Oil executives, causing them to get the Bad Poopy. Since they subsequently spend so much time in the toilet, they spend even larger, more grotesque amounts of money to have state-of-the-art toilets, toilet technology, and toilet accessories wherever they believe they may have to make Bad Poopy: their homes, their summer homes, their mistresses &/or pool boys homes, the office, their secretary's bedrooms, everywhere. In order to pay for all of these posterior comforts and still be able to enjoy the foods causing their frequent defecation trips, the idiots at Big Oil pass the cost of their scatalogic folly onto you, the oil consumer, at the gas pump. It is a vicious, never-ending cycle that must be stopped.

Money buys food, food causes Bad Poopy, BP causes need for more money, money is siphoned straight from your wallet at the gas pump and back into Big Oil's pockets, where they buy more BP-causing food and the cycle starts all over again.

The Founding Fathers of the Good Poopy Nation hereby declare that if you are a Big Oil Fatcat, do not come crying to us or this illustrious organization for advice in dealing with your Bad Poopy problems, not until the madness of passing Bad Poopy problems onto your consumers has ended.

We have spoken.

The Great Pilgramage of 2006

On April 3, 2006, Brothers Dufrene, Whytrat, and Jon-el undertook a pilgramage to the Mecca of public toilets: the great state of Iowa. That's right, Iowa. We'll tell you why shortly, but first, a couple of things about our journey.

The Great Pilgramage of 2006 was undertaken as a spiritual journey by the Founding Fathers to return to our childhood roots in the land where we were potty trained. This journey began with a 24-hour, non-stop drive from Phoenix, Arizona to Mason City, Iowa. We had an opportunity to relieve ourselves in many different environments, climates, and settings. The highlights...

Greatest Achievement: I personally relieved myself in 5 different states in a 24-hour period; it would have been 6, but I slept through Texas.

Worst Achievement: Surviving a 24-hour drive with Brother Jon-el's seven cats in the back of the Explorer, a hands-down winner for Worst Achievement because we regretted it after about 12 hours (what a smell!!! :-P).

Best Public Facilities - Storefront: Love's truck stops, generally clean and large though not always

Worst Public Facilities - Storefront: Most Conneco truck stops, smelled bad.

Best Public Facilities - Community: Des Moines, Iowa, because they were generally open and clean.

Worst Public Facilities - Community: Winslow, Arizona, because they weren't clearly marked when I got off the freeway and neither was the one-way nature of the street I was on (no u-turns). I was so disappointed I waited until Flagstaff to pee, because the public rest stop in-between Flagstaff and Winslow ISN'T OPEN YET.

Best Public Facility Experience: Christie's Cabaret in Tempe, Arizona a few days before left; they had a bathroom attendant with really good mints and lots of naked women EVERYWHERE! I know it shouldn't count because it was before we left Az, but there were lots of naked women EVERYWHERE!

Worst Public Facility Experience: A freeway rest stop in New Mexico on the return trip to Az; only two urinals and one stall, I needed to make good poopy, and the stall was occupied for a LONG time.

Best Public Facilities Overall: the Great State of Iowa. Get this: the freeway rest areas on I-35 all have free wireless Internet!!! Winner, hands down, and this is why Iowa is the New Mecca of public facilities.

-- Brother Dufrene

Transfer of the Good Poopy Blog

From this moment on, all new blog posts will be made simultaneously here at goodpoopy.blogspot.com and at the Daily Good Poopy, the new home of the GPN Founding Fathers' blog.

We're going to keep this blog around long enough for all of the Good Poopy Faithful to get familiar with the new blog location before we shut this one down. The projected launch date of Good Poopy Nation is May 1, 2006, and this blog will be shut down some time in the following weeks.

Be Happy, and Make Good Poopy

-- Brother Dufrene

Important Announcement

The Founding Fathers of the Good Poopy Nation are currently in the process of building and launching a full website, www.goodpoopynation.com. This website will feature:

• Good Poopy Basics, teaching you everything you need to know to start on your own path to scatologic bliss
• Full Bios of the Founding Fathers
• Full Histories of the Godfather, the Good Poopy Nation, and the Bowel Movement Movement
• News & Official Statements
• The next evolution of this blog, the Daily Good Poopy
• A full-page preview of the GPN Gift Shop with connecting links to the Gift Shop and our partner, Lost Marbles T's.
• And much more to come!

Stay tuned for an Official Proclamation from the Founding Fathers commemorating the launch of this exciting new era in the Bowel Movement Movement.

- Brother Dufrene

Brother Whytrat Emerges!!!

I have the tremendous honour of announcing the Scatalogic Emergence of my fellow Founding Father, Brother Whytrat, from the hyperbaric chamber in which he spent many, many months in constant telepathic communication with the Godfather. Brother Whytrat is now prepared to share the wisdom he has learned from our most transcendent dead mentor, the Godfather, with you, the Good Poopy faithful. Join me in congratulating Brother Whytrat on this most solemn occasion!

GPN-Approved Propoganda Statement of the Day 12/05/2005

Promote World Peace...

By making Good Poopy, and encouraging others to do so.

- This message has been approved by the Good Poopy Nation.

GPN-Approved Propoganda Statement of the Day 11/21/2005

Listen to your butt. Good farts sometimes lead to good poopy, and vice versa.

- This message has been approved by the Good Poopy Nation.

GPN Official Statement of Response - 11/20/2005

The GPN would like to post an OSR, or Official Statement of Response, to the tragic events described in this NewKerala.com article:

Four Women Forced To Eat Human Excreta In Orissa

OSR as follows:

The Founding Fathers of the Good Poopy Nation denounce any and all forms of cruelty involving poopy, especially the forced eating of said poop. The Founding Fathers are realists; the bowel movement process, however transcendent and spiritual, is a bodily function designed to get things out of your body that you don't need. However funny we find poop jokes, it is waste, human waste, and should not be considered a device of punishment such as a Hanson Humbler, a plaything such as a toy submarine, or a consumable item like a Twinkie or chocolate.

End OSR. Be Happy... Make Good Poopy.

GPN-Approved Propoganda Statement of the Day 11/20/05

BE HAPPY...

MAKE GOOD POOPY.

- This message has been approved by the Founding Fathers of the Good Poopy Nation.