GPN Official Statement of Response - 11/20/2005
The GPN would like to post an OSR, or Official Statement of Response, to the tragic events described in this NewKerala.com article:
OSR as follows:
The Founding Fathers of the Good Poopy Nation denounce any and all forms of cruelty involving poopy, especially the forced eating of said poop. The Founding Fathers are realists; the bowel movement process, however transcendent and spiritual, is a bodily function designed to get things out of your body that you don't need. However funny we find poop jokes, it is waste, human waste, and should not be considered a device of punishment such as a Hanson Humbler, a plaything such as a toy submarine, or a consumable item like a Twinkie or chocolate.
End OSR. Be Happy... Make Good Poopy.
OSR as follows:
The Founding Fathers of the Good Poopy Nation denounce any and all forms of cruelty involving poopy, especially the forced eating of said poop. The Founding Fathers are realists; the bowel movement process, however transcendent and spiritual, is a bodily function designed to get things out of your body that you don't need. However funny we find poop jokes, it is waste, human waste, and should not be considered a device of punishment such as a Hanson Humbler, a plaything such as a toy submarine, or a consumable item like a Twinkie or chocolate.
End OSR. Be Happy... Make Good Poopy.
posted by Justin Hedges at 11/20/2005 10:58:00 PM
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